Sunday, August 5, 2007

who is this guy ?

once two wooden fence woods were talking. Both of them were painted and were facing the sunlight. The one painted yellow said " Hey, whitey, whats going on ? "

The white one said" Don't know, I don't remember how we got here, and who are we ?"
The yellow one said, "hey, someone must have made us."

The white one sneered, " Bah, I think that as rubbish, Let us think and we might be able to find an explanation. "

He further elaborated that they must have been a part of the tree. Suddenly lightning struck and both of them fell in the river, the river carved them and gave them shape over a long period of time, a pebble might have struck accidently to form their nose, and many similar accidents formed their eyes, ears etc. Suddenly, a large gust of wind carried them to a paint shop and they fell into paint and took colour..."
the yellow one said " but how did we got here ? "

The white one replied " I am thinking....We will explain this scientifically."
Suddenly both of them grew quiet at the sound of a farmer, who approached them, took notice of their colour and exclaimed " Nice and dry...I have done well ...it is good"
and after putting them under his arms, walked away. The white one quite shocked asked
" who is this guy ? "

The yellow one was speechless.

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